So much so that a 25-year-old unreleased sequel found its way back into mainstream gaming as a Steam release. This tile-based puzzle adventure has cult status even in modern gaming circles. According to a Microsoft developer who worked on Vista, programmers couldn’t get it to properly translate to 64-bit, and the ball would pass through objects like a ghost. Contrary to popular belief, legal issues were not the reason that 3D Pinball was left out of later Windows versions. Add it to Windows 10 and maybe we can finally close the book on XP. Surely the reason so many users are still hanging on to Windows XP is because it was the last OS to support 3D Pinball, also known as 3D Space Cadet Pinball. Minecraft players have even made their own iteration of this classic. Today Pipe Dream can be played as a game within a game inside BioShock and Alien Swarm. It appeared in Windows 3 and subsequently under different titles on dozens of platforms. This puzzle challenge made by Lucasfilm Games involves constructing sewer pipes in the right order and direction before the green “flooz” gushes over the playing field. Awesomely addicting normal people can’t pass level 15 or so, but a few berserker-status individuals have posted strategies for level 49 and up. The game adds more balls until the entire field is a weird Captain Kangaroo trip with atoms ping-ponging everywhere. Isolate the two atoms and you win the level. It begins as two atoms bouncing around a 2D field of play, and you have to block them off using a-I don’t know, a mouse click laser-shooter thing. This classic met its Microsoft demise after Windows 95. It is just so anti-Microsoft, the opposite of any corporate slogan it has ever espoused. In fact, the nihilism of the game gives it its charm. This snowy downhill classic is about as open-ended as games could get in 1992. It just isn’t same when you’re not navigating to Program Files > Accessories > Games to open them. Now, granted, you can download a version of pretty much any title from all the Microsoft Entertainment Packs published since Windows hung out its shingle. In order to right the situation for Windows users, Microsoft has announced that it will bring back Solitaire, Hearts, and Minesweeper for Windows 10–and possibly others. Removing the games was almost as egregious as mothballing the Start button prematurely. This line from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar appeared in the Help menu of the classic Windows iteration of the Hearts card game-but stealing away is exactly what happened when Microsoft left Hearts out of Windows 8, along with Solitaire, Minesweeper, and all the other classic Microsoft games that Windows users grew up playing. I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts.
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